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fractured-moon-light-on-the-sea:

(This was on a Greek magazine a year ago or so. )
Jared Leto ~Face Control
Eyes: Most blue-eyed guys hate conflict and fighting. They seek harmony in their personal and professional relationships. Jared has something more, though; He focuses on whatever he does, and pays great attention to detail.
Ears: The pointy tip of his ears is over his eyebrows. We got you Jared, you’re a quick thinker and capable of making quick decisions. About your relationships, you can easily find various excuses. 
Hair: Fashionable and appropriate for his career. Years ago, they looked like a curtain that was covering half his face. Today, they’re shorter and spiky. It’s not a matter of personality, but a matter of personal stylist. (whut)
Nose: Not as ‘thin’ as the rest of his facial features, looks like someone put a meatball on its tip. This shows wit, and a person who makes smart decisions about work. Like Jared, when he decided to quit acting and become a musician. (whut again)
Lips: Notice how thin they are? Jared is a rare type of rock-star, as he is shy, and has difficulty opening up to people he’s not close to. To earn his trust, you need to try a loooooot.
Conclusion: Jared is a career-orientated guy. Wit, instict, the ability of making quick decisions and his co-operative personality, handed him success; Something that his zodiac sign also suggests (ambitious Capricorn). Things are complex when it comes to girls; Because in order to find ”the right one”, he has to test her hard first. 

Excuse me but where do I sign up for hard testing? You obviously have to take all the Leto sex and Satan itself, and still be able to move lol.

fractured-moon-light-on-the-sea:

(This was on a Greek magazine a year ago or so. )

Jared Leto ~Face Control


Eyes: Most blue-eyed guys hate conflict and fighting. They seek harmony in their personal and professional relationships. Jared has something more, though; He focuses on whatever he does, and pays great attention to detail.

Ears: The pointy tip of his ears is over his eyebrows. We got you Jared, you’re a quick thinker and capable of making quick decisions. About your relationships, you can easily find various excuses. 

Hair: Fashionable and appropriate for his career. Years ago, they looked like a curtain that was covering half his face. Today, they’re shorter and spiky. It’s not a matter of personality, but a matter of personal stylist. (whut)

Nose: Not as ‘thin’ as the rest of his facial features, looks like someone put a meatball on its tip. This shows wit, and a person who makes smart decisions about work. Like Jared, when he decided to quit acting and become a musician. (whut again)

Lips: Notice how thin they are? Jared is a rare type of rock-star, as he is shy, and has difficulty opening up to people he’s not close to. To earn his trust, you need to try a loooooot.

Conclusion: Jared is a career-orientated guy. Wit, instict, the ability of making quick decisions and his co-operative personality, handed him success; Something that his zodiac sign also suggests (ambitious Capricorn). Things are complex when it comes to girls; Because in order to find ”the right one”, he has to test her hard first. 

Excuse me but where do I sign up for hard testing? You obviously have to take all the Leto sex and Satan itself, and still be able to move lol.

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