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Bim | Echelon | Letosexual | Perv | Weird
Socially awkward
Dirty freak of tumblr according to Jared Leto.
Satanic whore according to other Leto whores.
Blogging mostly about Jared but also Bastian Schweinsteiger, casually Bill Kaulitz and all the other men I'd bang like it's my job. Also, porn, and I do mean ACTUAL porn.

The Penis song just came accross my winamp, so don’t mind me.

You’re too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here
too big to fit in here

What a lovely ride
Your penis is a thrill
Your penis is a Cadillac
A giant Coupe de Ville
Your penis packs a wallop
Your penis brings a load
And when it makes a delivery
It needs its own zip code
Nine - double zero - penis

Your penis is so strong
Your penis is so smooth
Your penis has got a rhythm
Your penis makes me groove
Your penis is a dream
The biggest one I’ve seen

Your penis is so big
Your penis is so thick
Your penis is so pretty
You’ve got a handsome dick

Your penis is so hard
Your penis is so large
My body is a movie
And your penis is the star
“Staring your penis”

posted 2 years ago with 8 notes

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